He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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