the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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