he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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