After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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