I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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