Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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