I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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