Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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