On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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