Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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