Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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