just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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