He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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