Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
