she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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