from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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