Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
he's gonorrhea incarnate
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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