Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Randomize
