I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
