Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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