I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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