nut hugger
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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