Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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