I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
