I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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