Me too!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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