I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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