Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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