Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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