So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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