my soul wont recognize me after tonight
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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