He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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