we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i drank out of a bidet.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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