And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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