bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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