I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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