I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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