How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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