Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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