My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Less talking, more tequila
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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