if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
sarcasm needs its own font
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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