Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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