no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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