hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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