I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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