i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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That's how twitter works, right?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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