Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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