I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
