My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Less talking, more tequila
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
And then he peed in my hair
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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