Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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