love makes seman taste better
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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