Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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