so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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