i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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