Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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