**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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