she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I currently don't understand fingers.
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