Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
